Alexander Graham Bell: The Untold Story

A legend fades into myth. But the unprecedented breakthrough resurfaced and changed the history at large. And now we see the world with a different light. This is not the story of how he invent a telephone. Not at all. Since the story is narrated by a man that lives in a modern world, dramatization is put into effect.

A long long time ago, there was a man, a genuinely brilliant and updated man who hasn’t got a chance to update his facebook status for everything he been through. He wasn’t able to take a selfie and post it to instagram because he doesn’t possess a smartphone. Poor him. Because why? He is the father of telecommunication. If he is still alive, he will brag about his invention over his tweeter.

One fine day, he took a boat. A nice and lovely boat. He sailed the seven seas to see what does it like to be at the end of the world. So he aimed to go to the horizon. With the knowledge that been thought by his father about the world and the solar system, or in other word, he been thought of astrology, he believes that the world is not an oval shaped but a rectangular or a square one. So if he reaches the end of the world, he will fall to the other side of the world. That geek was so hungry for knowledge. He hastens up the boat without thinking overclocking the engine is just another bad idea. It is not his fault as his father does not know what technology is so he can’t teach his son of this shit.

Below is the exact replica of the boat he used on his conquest.

A legendary boat

The boat isn’t aerodynamically proven but managed to sail 50 knots. One hour later *does he able to read time? Ohmy!*, the engine overheat and melt instantly.

The sky darkens as a sign the rain will fall soon. Droplets of condensed air smash his face and he cries. The tear of not being able to whatsapp his mother. Suddenly, the rain doesn’t pour water but mechanical stuffs. With a manual guide to repair his boat. The manly tear falls again. But this time, it was the tear of not being able to upload a strange video of raining mechanical tools on his youtube channel. He followed the instruction given by the manual guide. The boat is breathing again. Without wasting time, he shoots to the area of interest, the horizon.

And he finally arrived.

The End.

Cerita ini diceritakan oleh Fauzan dengan penuh serious. Dia tanya aku tahu tak Alexander Graham Bell punya adventure. Then dia cerita. At the end of his story, dia letak wedges tu dekat pinggan aku. Sebenarnya dia tak nak makan. Penuh katanya. Aku yang sejarah dapat C5 tapi suka pasal mythology bila diceritakan bukan suka bila dibacakan, mestilah nak tau macam mana kisah hebat tu. Rupanya aku ditipu hidup-hidup. Aku jarang ditipu dengan keadaan serious dan sangat ternanti-nanti penamat sebuah kisah. Damn you Fauzan! Curse you! Serious aku tak sangka aku boleh ditipu sebegitu rupa. Haha. Good job, bro! Still aku tak boleh digest cerita kau sebab lawak gila kau pandu cerita tu. So itu sahaja kisahnya. Okay boleh pangkah dah blog aku ni.

By the way, thanks for the treat bebeh. Kalau mak aku Zeti Aziz, aku belanja kau tiap-tiap hari. Lol.