Nikmat Syawal

Satu Syawal telah melabuhkan tirainya semalam dan kali ini menyaksikan perbezaan suasana hari raya di sempadan Kuala Lumpur dan Selangor di mana terletaknya rumah aku. Sebelum ini, Syawal disambut dengan mengadakan aktiviti tidur berjemaah. Kali ini, Syawal didatangi dengan 2 orang anak buah yang super duper cute.

3 generasi Ahmad

1. Baju raya tahun ini adalah baju Polo
2. Berat raya adalah 0.102 tan
3. Rambut raya adalah pendek di atas dan slope di tepi
4. No way family aku akan ada tema warna baju raya
5. Tiada tidur secara berjemaah

Like always, rancangan di kaca televisyen langsung tidak menarik, maka makan adalah perkara yang dapat tenangkan diri daripada mengutuk segala-gala hasil berkonsepkan video malaysia.

Malam, aku jatuh sakit. Muntah lebih 15 kali sampai makanan waktu pagi pun habis dimuntahkan. Masuk keluar toilet pun berbelas kali. Im sick! But apa yang lebih memilukan, I'M HUNGRY! Lepas tu tidur.

Best bila dapat makan puas-puas endingnya muntah habis-habis. Harap boleh convert unit untuk berat itu semula daripada tan kepada kg.

Selamat Hari Raya.

Oh sorry, semalam banyak mesej masuk. Baru rasa handphone itu bernyawa. Tapi semua mesej nak berpantun bagai. Maka, amat mudah untuk aku membalas mesej dengan menghantar semula mesej yang dikirim kepada aku. Pecah la kepala kalau nak berbalas pantun bagai untuk setiap orang. So sorry sebab tak reply seperti yang dikehendaki.

Selamat Hari Raya, again.

Conflict Between Dictionaries

Friend
Noun:
1. a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.
2. a familiar or helpful thing
3. a person who supports a particular cause or organization
4. (in battle) an ally

A bond of mutual affection? No. A familiar? Yes. Helpful thing? Big no. Supportive? You are the very definition of abandon. In battle, an ally? It would not happen in a million years. So you are a friend of mine? You have a bad record there!

Oh, you are my best friend now?

Best
Adjective:
1. of the most excellent or desirable type or quality
Adverb
1. to the highest degree
Noun
1. (the best) that which is the most excellent or desirable

When YOU came to my house for dinner, the concoction of these two words wont get you a nice calamari salad. I promise you that. So let me pronounce it. I am you best friend? According to you i guess. You are my best friend? Speak for myself, null.

Treat

Bila gaji dengan duit raya RM500 masuk, rasa nak simpan untuk masa hadapan walaupun itu adalah kenyataan sampah. Tiba-tiba situasi berubah.

Sabtu malam. Kakak aku bagitahu ada fragrance warehouse sale dekat Parkroyal Hotel. Up to 80%. Branded one. Maka esoknya singgah la untuk membeli sobotol fragrance untuk menggantikan Ralph Lauren Polo Double Black yang dah hampir ke penamatnya yang dibeli tahun lepas sehari sebelum abang aku kawen. Bila dah sampai, situasi berubah lagi.

Just 4 bottles.

CK Eternity Summer, 212 Men Summer, Paul Smith Optimistic, dan Sergio Tacchini Club. Worth RM300. Daripada Double Black yang harga RM220, berbaloi la ni. Tapi gila kau nak pakai semua. Maka yang kurang menarik baunya aku bagi bapak aku. The 212 Men. So long brother! Rasanya dalam masa 3 tahun ni, tak habis lagi semua ni.

Optimistic itu sangat mengancam. Baunya sangat jantan. Body heat aku yang sangat mamalia tak menjejaskan bau sebab rasa sangat lelaki berkerjaya the whole day. Optimistic sangat. I loike! Eternity Summer pulak light-light sahaja. X loike! Sergio Tacchini punya belum try lagi tapi rasanya lagi macho daripada CK itu. Pasti.

Selepas shopping wangian, terbang pulak dekat Armada Hotel, Petaling Jaya on the same day. Ini semua salah Shila sebab bagitau nak pergi PJ. Hush Puppies punya sale. Im not a shoe lover, so aku beli selipar again. Beli kasut untuk mak. Beli Polo shirt 3 helai. Beli underwear. RM260 something. Shila pulak beli 4 pasang kasut. Gila!

Niat nak spend duit sikit untuk beli sebotol wangian, last-last habis bonus RM500 tapi still tak cukup, kena guna duit gaji. At least boleh la berasa yakin masa interview Jumaat ini dengan adanya Optimistic.OMG! Wish me luck. Ni belum lagi beli baju kerja, seluar kerja, jeans bagai. Damn! Shopping itu fun.

Thanks Shila sebab tak segan nak jumpa dengan aku. Dah setahun lebih kot tak jumpa.

Thank you Najib sebab bagi duit raya.

The Wanderer Pt. 9: Sisyphean

Its like a nature to tell another human being about your pregnancy of ideas. It kicks you badly. The more you try to resist, the more the pain you suffer. Once you set it free, you become addicted to it. Expecting the whole world to cheer on you. To salute you. To embrace you. But you may have forgotten that you might create monsters around you.

The Death Card is somehow must be played in order to predict the ending. They said to carry a secret is to play with fire. Passing the fire to the Loved Ones is the very definition of death sentence. What will happen when the Loved Ones burns the bridge on their own? What am i suppose to do then if apologize is not an option? I suppose i am the one should burn the bridge. Not them.

I can tell you the day-to-day pretending act is tiring and no fun comes from it. No matter how good your acting skills. No matter how convincing your make-believe image. No matter how successful you entertain the world with your big budgeted orchestra. Flaw is always there for you. Once a tiny little flaw is spotted, you are no longer the main character who suppose to be the winner by the end of the show. You are just another victim.

I always believe that an imaginary bond between oneself and the Loved Ones cannot exfoliate the differences between them. But then, i was wrong. The people who looks on the greatness side over the sinful life still exists. So there is still hope for the Gifted Ones to fulfill their destiny. But again, the look can be deceiving.

Passing the fire again to the one who are of course not a complete stranger but a trustworthy human being. At first i managed to not to burnt myself. I was fooled by the truth. I thought the common ground can seal the secret forever, but no one can guarantee that. The fire i gave to them now becomes the weapon to knock me down. It costs me trust to learn their true nature and now it burns me twice than before. What a great turn out of event. Thank you.

And they said bad thing happen for a reason. Its true. Now i possessed a tool called power reign. I do not pass the fire anymore. Instead, i burn them all. As they can endure the fire, they are welcome to my kingdom. Otherwise, they are all dead to me.

My Time To Shine?

The tribe has spoken. Im one of the candidates to fill the vacancy as the government servant. Pegawai Sains C41 dan Pegawai Sains (Fizik) C41. Apa tah beza?

I have been dreaming about this like forever. Now, the magical day is coming true and is upon me. Whether i kill it or otherwise is a big question. Im terrified. 9 hari je lagi untuk ditemu duga.

What was my preparation so far? Read some notes and letting my imagination runs wild. Bila dibandingkan N17 dan C41, perbezaan gaji lebih RM1000 belum masuk elaun kola, elaun perumahan dengan elaun apa tah yang lain. Heaven! Kalau aku dapat job tu, aku akan upgrade rumah lagi. Nak tukar peti ais, nak buat cabinet dengan built-in oven, dishwasher, or even upgrade jadi rumah pintar.

So aku berharap aku dapat isi kekosongan C41 dekat HKL so aku dapat refurbish syurga ini. Oh aku nak kerja dekat HKL sebab aku nak ubat! Sangat desperate nak ubat!! So please, take me in.

Please dont let me down.

RM63.50 For Pacific Rim, Worth It.

UnReal.

Bila trailer keluar, rasa nak tengok. Bila dah keluar, rasa tak nak tengok. Akhirnya tengok jugak. Bila nak bayar RM63.50 untuk 3 tiket 3D MAXX sangatlah tidak gemar tapi guna cimbclicks, tak ada la sedih sangat sebab tak nampak duit tu bergerak. Still, mahal okay! But you know what? Its worth every cent.

What i loved about the movie:

131 minutes. Approximately 17.56 sen untuk setiap minit. Tak rugi. Apa-apa movie kalau memasuki kumpulan movie berdurasi 2 jam ke atas boleh dikatakan berbaloi kecuali filem hindustan sebab hampir sejam khas untuk dancer pack menerkam mangsanya. 

Pack with action. Kalau kau rasa zinger burger pack with chicken breast, cerita ni ada banyak action to offer. Less drama but more kick ass scenes. Seriously walaupun puasa, aku rasa kenyang sebab scene bantai-membantai membantai rasa lapar.

Destruction. Kalau Transformers boleh patahkan bangunan atau menghancurkan jalan raya, Pacific Rim menghancurkan segala-galanya yang tersedia dalam set termasuk otak kau. Blown away. All thanks to grafic punya team. Im soaking wet with the grafic dramatization.

The villain. Monster yang sangat bontot jahat. Tapi tak ada leader kepada monsters ni. The Avengers pun tak ada boss untuk dilawan tapi hanya lawan pawn daripada planet lain. Pacific Rim guna jalan cerita yang sama guna villain import daripada tempat lain cuma bezanya monster datang daripada laut dalam. The best part is, pawn dia bukan macam pawn dalam chess yang gerak selangkah ke hadapan. Yang ni pawn standard queen! Lagi kuat daripada king. I will never understand the concept of movement in the chess game. Pawn dia sangat kuat!

The hero is not provided with enough spotlight. Thats the beauty of this movie. Pada pandangan aku, hero ini bukanlah suatu objek yang perlu disanjungi. Karekter dia tidak dikembangkan and sangat suitable untuk cerita monster versus monster. Thank you writer! Aku memang tak suka hero diagungkan. Tapi hero ni buat aku nak workout hardcore. Thanks to Shahril Ahmad sebab bawak balik dumbell so aku boleh start balik workout.

Kalau aku reti photoshop, aku dah ubah muka dia. Lol.

The science behind it. Kau jangan ingat Doraemon cerita kartun yang sia-sia. Penuh dengan sains okay. Cerita ni pun sains fiksyen. Bukan fighting dlm ring yang perlukan tangan badut dan referee. Aku suka vision penulis cerita ini yang menceritakan pasal neuron yang masih misteri pada masa sekarang.

Ok cukup.

Apa yang tak logiknya cerita ini, kapal yang diseret seakan pedang tak patah pulak masa pukul monster. And the idea of using nuclear as the way to end the climax is so lame. And aku tak sempat nak learn the shape of the monsters. A bit letdown tapi dimaafkan sebab tersangat padat dengan action.

Aku tak expect cerita ni jadi wicked sick. All i can say is, Pacific Rim is the best action movie by far. The Avengers yang gempak pun tak semantap cerita ini. Im ready to spend my money and watch this movie in 3D MAXX again. For those yang tak tengok lagi and love action movie, this is the one that you wont regret watching.

Style.

The Wolverine? Tak interested! Thor: The Dark World? Maybe. Gravity? Absolute yes! Tak sabar nak tengok Sandra Bullock berterbangan kat angkasa lepas.

Muat Turun Bukanlah Suatu Perkata Yang Menarik Untuk Dilaksanakan

Why?

ISP problem? Tethering problem? Wifi problem? Torrent version super lama ni problem? Benda ni started seminggu 2 yang lepas. Its no fun ok! F.